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| The front and back covers of my own DVD set |
This is the version of The Last House on the Left that I own. As you can see, it's not new – in fact, I travelled about fifty miles so I could get a second-hand copy. It is in fact the Metrodome edition – copyrighted 2007 but released in 2008 – which claims to be the first "uncut" version of the film in the UK. As anyone who has read Szulkin will know, what exactly constitutes "uncut" is a vexed question. However, as the film's BBFC page shows, 2008 really was the first time the British censor's cuts had been waived.
This loudly proclaims itself to be a "3 Disc Ultimate Edition", but in fact that's not quite the case as the third disc is Going to Pieces: The Rise and Fall of the Slasher Film and a couple of extras: a commentary track, deleted scenes and the kind of quiz that was popular in the heyday of DVDs. Going to Pieces is a well produced documentary, and in fact in many ways is considerably better produced than Last House itself, but it's not our subject here.
The cover design is a lot brasher than some more recent releases – even if Arrow's current Blu-ray isn't exactly restrained. It's very in-your-face with its bold red capitals, and you'd never mistake this for the more cerebral kind of horror. Although the price label on my copy partially obscures it, you can see at the bottom left the film's well-known tagline: "To avoid fainting, keep repeating: It's only a movie... only a movie... only a movie..." Forgive me if I avoid saying it at all.
The most striking feature of the cover design is that Mari is given heavy prominence, with the knife-wielding Krug merely a lurking, shadowy presence beneath. Anyone who knows the film will instantly recognise that Mari already has KRUG carved in her chest. The DVD's distributors have therefore decided not to play up the presence of the sadistic and dangerous gang leader. Instead, our attention is drawn to a terribly abused young woman. This design feels exploitative, doubtless deliberately so to hark back to exploitation-era posters.
Mari appears prominently on the back cover too, again in some distress, along with several small stills from the film. We have the machete-wielding Krug talking to Sadie, Mari's rape scene, Mr Collingwood with the chainsaw, and the menaced Phyllis in the woods. This is clearly not a set aimed at people who've never seen Last House on the Left. Like the front cover, the rear makes heavy use of bloody red, spilling over onto the white in a rather heavy-handed attempt at showing the destruction of innocence.
There's a rather over-the-top quote from Channel4.com of all places, praising the film as a classic and calling it "a nihilistic howl of rage". Apart from the BBFC 18 certificate (a legal requirement; there's no equivalent of the US "unrated release" in the UK) that just leaves us with the "over 5 hours of special features". I've already covered the third disc, which is really unrelated to the rest of the DVD set, but there's a lot on the other two. Here's what we have:
Disc One
- Commentary from Craven/Cunningham – where Craven talks about fear
- Commentary from Hess/Sheffler/Lincoln – where Lincoln says "I thought we really pushed it"
- Celluloid Crime of the Century – where Sheffler recounts the cliff threat
- Scoring Last House – where Hess tells about "fatality in her face"
- Krug Conquers England – about Hess visiting the UK for a tour
- Tales That'll Tear Your Heart Out – Craven's unfinished 1976 zombie-western anthology
- Twenty minutes of outtakes and dailies
- US theatrical trailer, plus TV and radio ads
Disc Two
- The "Krug & Company" cut of Last House on the Left, which differs in that Mari's parents find her just before she dies and so she is able to pass on brief details about what happened
- An interview with Carl Daft of Blue Underground
- What is breathlessly announced as "WORLD EXCLUSIVE never before seen footage only recently discovered"
By 2007-08 DVD standards this is a pretty comprehensive set of extras. As you'll note, we've already met several of them in the course of this blog, and I will both be returning to those and looking at several more. As we've already seen, actually looking at the extras (or listening to them in the case of the commentary tracks) can produce interesting and sometimes startling results. I shall mine that seam further in due course.
